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Get Outside, Bring A Friend, Stay Hydrated, Don't Be An Asshole Unisex t-shirt

Get Outside, Bring A Friend, Stay Hydrated, Don't Be An Asshole Unisex t-shirt

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Follow some sage advice from The Woodland's most ancient inhabitant, and his Kitty friend. Bigfoot implores you Get Outside, Bring A Friend, Stay Hydrated, and remember most importantly, Don't Be An Asshole.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

Designed using artificial intelligence using Starryai.

Prompt: Bigfoot petting his kitten, animated, detailed, mountain scene, river, waterfall, whimsical, beautiful, realistic

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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