Cryptid Clothing
Pyramid Scheme Enthusiast Sasquatch Tote bag
Pyramid Scheme Enthusiast Sasquatch Tote bag
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$29.95
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Did the Sasquatch help build the Pyramids? Do Yeti live inside the Luxor? How many Bigfoot does it take to fill the Sphynx? Answer these questions and more with the supplies you carry in your spacious and trendy tote bag. Stash your Squatch samples, hide your Bigfoot findings, and keep all your Yeti sheddings in one place!
Note: All totes should be purchased in groups of three, and then you should get three more people to buy one, and then they should get three more people, and so one, until the global supply of totes is exhausted, and then we all retire to the Bahamas...or something. We'll work out the details later.
• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Note: All totes should be purchased in groups of three, and then you should get three more people to buy one, and then they should get three more people, and so one, until the global supply of totes is exhausted, and then we all retire to the Bahamas...or something. We'll work out the details later.
• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
