Pyramid Scheme Enthusiast Sasquatch Unisex Hoodie

Did the Sasquatch help build the Pyramids? Do Yeti live inside the Luxor? How many Bigfoot does it take to fill the Sphynx? Answer these questions and more in
the softest hoodie you'll ever own. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings. Available in comfortable sizes all the way to Papa Yeti.

Note: All hoodies should be purchased in groups of three, and then you should get three more people to buy one, and then they should get three more people, and so one, until the global supply of hoodies is exhausted, and then we all retire to the Bahamas...or something. We'll work out the details later.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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