Pyramid Scheme Enthusiast Sasquatch Unisex t-shirt

Did the Sasquatch help build the Pyramids? Do Yeti live inside the Luxor? How many Bigfoot does it take to fill the Sphinx? Answer these questions and more in your new Pyramid Scheme Enthusiast t-shirt. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, in sizes all the way up to Papa Yeti.

Note: All shirts should be purchased in groups of three, and then you should get three more people to buy one, and then they should get three more people, and so one, until the global supply of shirts is exhausted, and then we all retire to the Bahamas...or something. We'll work out the details later.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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